Masters of the Universe Origins Evil-Lyn Action Figure

What you're getting

Here's the rewritten description in Sam's voice:

Evil-Lyn's got 16 moveable joints — neck, shoulders, knees, hips, the lot — so you can bend her into whatever dynamic pose your kids dream up. She comes dressed in her classic combat gear and stands on her own two feet, which means she'll stay put on a shelf or survive a proper play session without toppling over every five seconds. The figure walks that line between the stuff you remember from back in the day and what actually appeals to kids now, which is harder than it sounds.