Jabadabado Pineapple Kite

What you're getting

Get this pineapple kite up in the air on a decent breeze and watch it bob about among the clouds. It's got a fruity design with vibrant colours, a cheerful face, and colourful tails that flutter as it catches the wind — the sort of thing that'll have your lot wanting to get outside and actually move about rather than stare at a screen. Good for a bit of coordination practice too, all wrapped up in something that actually looks fun rather than like a corporate focus group designed it.