Giant Anteater

What you're getting

Your giant anteater's got no teeth—bit odd, really—but that long tongue more than makes up for it. It'll hoover up around 35,000 ants and termites whole each day, which is frankly mental. This is the biggest of the four anteater species, stretching to eight feet from snout to tail tip. You're looking at grayish brown fur with white front legs, black stripes running from chest to back, and a proper bushy tail to finish it off.