Fisher-Price Patty-Pillar Kids Card Match Game

What you're getting

Get ready for a matching game that'll actually keep the kids occupied without you losing the will to live. This one's got a bouncy inchworm with a spinning leaf selector—press it and watch the thing whirl about. Your lot will be matching leaf tokens to cards to help transform the worm friends into butterflies, which sounds daft but they'll be at it for ages.

It's the sort of thing that ticks the box for learning (matching skills, hand-eye coordination, all that) while they're genuinely having fun. From Fisher-Price, so you know it'll survive the chaos of actual play.